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    Cheapskate

    Bill told his friend Doug, “It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.”

    “So what did she ask for?” asked Doug.

    Bill quickly replied, “She said, ‘Oh, I don’t know. Just give me something with diamonds.’ That’s why I’m giving her a deck of playing cards.”


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