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    Sweet Revenge

    A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised that all was well.

    However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling harshly at the hairs on his chest.

    Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn’t told him about it, he finally got enough energy to look down his hospital gown to see what was making so uncomfortable.

    Taped firmly across his considerably hairy chest were three wide strips adhesive tape, the kind that doesn’t come off easily.

    Written in large black letters was the sentence, “Get Well Soon. From the nurse in the Jeep your pulled over last week.”


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