Challenger
Stevie Wonder and TIger WOods were in a bar. Stevie asked Tiger, “How’s the old golf game?”
Tiger replied, “Not too bad. I’ve had some problems with my swing, but I think I’ve got it fixed now.”
“I always find that when my swing goes wrong,” began Stevie, “I need to stop playing and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right.”
“You play golf?!” asked Tiger.
“Yes, I’ve been playing for years.” responded Stevie.
“But you’re blind. How can you play golf if you can’t see?!”
“I get my caddie to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball toward him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddie moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball toward his voice. I do the same thing for putts,” explained Stevie.
“What’s your handicap?”
“I’m a scratch golfer.”
“Hey, man, we’ll have to play a round sometime!”
“Well, people don’t take me seriously, so I only play for money. I never play for less than $10,000 a hole.”
“No problem!” agreed Tiger. “I’m game. When would you like to play?!”
“Oh, any time. You pick a night.”
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