Reverend randomblink

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    Ever Wonder?

    • Why you don’t ever see the headline, “Psychic Wins Lottery!”?
    • Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
    • Why the person who invests your money is called a broker?
    • Why sheep don’t shrink when it rains?


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