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    Name, Please

    A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. One boy sat staring at the logon screen unsure how to get the computer going.

    The teacher walked over and read what was on his screen. In her most reassuring voice, she said, “The computer wants to know what your name is.”

    The boy leaned toward the screen and whispered, “My name is David.”


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