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    On a cross-country flight, a businessman was given gourmet brownies and cookies. He placed them in a vomit bag from the airplane to take home to the kids.

    Later on, during the flight, the attendant noticed the bag looking full and offered, “Would you like me to dispose of that for you?”

    To her confusion, he replied, “No thanks, I’m saving it for my kids.”


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