March 2012
It’s really weird… my heart has been beating so fast these last couple of days that it’s almost difficult to type. Between hands that are shaking to deep bouts of fatigue, cataloguing this process has been a team effort with my girl and I. The weird thing is? I had just decided that I wanted to start podcasting on Monday. My goal was to track my day, podcast the highlights, edit,...
February 2012
Sleep
I don’t think I have ever slept this much.
I am texting and facebooking and tumblr’ing and I literally fall asleep between and in the middle of it all.
This is the most bizarre experience of my life.
Apparently it’s a side effect of being septic.
"Not feeling anything is an attractive option when...
Yes.
WatchDay 2… or Day 7 depending on how you see it…
Wake up to pain
So body aches, headache, and the bite is not better. Since this is WC I have to take the 45 minute drive into town instead of the 30 second drive to the local urgent care. Yay!
Falling asleep to the app iMind Sphere and hopefully recovering… this spiderbite is causing chills and hot flashes…
“Is this real life?”
– Me AND that YouTube kid coming home from Dentist
So what?
I feel like I am drugged.
I remember when they gave me a shot of demerol in my ass for food poisoning, bad shrimp, vomited blood.
The surreal sensation that drug heads describe? I got it. It was euphoric.
This is kinda the same, but not.
Nothing feels real.
My doc said I should stay home and I’m only agreeing with him because I was miserable all weekend, groggy, puky, ouchy.
But I...
WatchTreatment time
Watchnauseated
Sting
Each piece of my inside cringes and aches right now. I have no idea of how to process this emotion. No idea.
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Like Son, Like Father...
John was on duty as an emergency room technician when a father brought in his son who had removed a tire from one if his toy trust and stuck it up his nose.
The man was embarrassed, but the technician assured him this was something kids often do. John quickly removed the toy tire and father and son were on their way home.
A few minutes later, the father was back in the ER, asking to see John in...
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Practical Solution
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Final Act
A terrific explosion occurred in a gunpowder factory. Once all the mess had been cleared up, the inquiry began.
One of the many survivors was pulled in to make a statement.
“Okay, Simpson,” said the investigator, “you were near the scene. What happened?”
“Well, it’s like this. Old Charley was in the mixing room, and I saw him take a cigarette out of his...
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Guilty
The lawyer’s client was out of town when the jury reached its decision, which was for the lawyer and his client.
The lawyer immediately sent an email to his client, saying, “Just has triumphed!”
The client immediatly replied, “Let’s appeal the decision!”
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Surprise!
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have good news. Pretty soon, our household will expand to three.”
Her husband ran to her with a smile on her face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing with happiness and he pulled his wife to him to give her a hug.
While he was kissing his wife, she burst his bubble by adding, “I’m glad you feel that...
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Good Question
Barnes was a moderately successful stock broker who dreamed of making the big money someday.
He took a friend out for a drive and chose the route carefully in order to impress his friend with the possibilities of the brokerage business.
“Look at that yacht,” he said as they drive slowly past a marina.
“That ‘96 beauty belongs to the senior partner at Merril Lynch. That...
Fuq Da Poleese
memewhore:
“Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.”
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Prayers
Two men were making a sales call for some new pews to a rural church.
They gave their presentation to the church committee, and then the group’s chairman walked down to the altar and knelt down.
After a minute of silent prayer, he returned and announced in a solemn tone, “I have spoken to the Lord, and He tells me we should wait.”
One of the salesmen responded by walking to...
Another beautiful breakfast in the crazy town!
Terror
So now I’m terrified…
Mantra of the Day: Drop Expectation
liliezencoach:
Expectation brings disappointment.
Dream. Hope. Take action. But don’t try to manipulate the experience.
Let it happen the way it unfolds. Knowing that it is always for the better.
Expectation is a form of resistance to what is unfolding.
Notice.
Let it go.
“Basically, I am sick of the ignorance, hatred and all the bullshit. The truth...”
– Henry Rollins (via 122782)
Asking who's the "man" and who's the "woman" in a...
LOL!
“Hell is too good for me… I wish I had never been born.”
– The Life and Times of Asshole
sigh
“Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds...”
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Anger
“What did Father say when he learned you wrecked the car?” asked Maria’s mother.
Maria asked, “Should I leave out the profanity?”
“Yes, please,” answered her mom.
“Nothing.”
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Poor Timing
As an executive vice-president, Peter was scheduled to meet with the board of directors of the large advertising agency where he worked. It was Thanksgiving eve, and he and his wife had exchanged numerous phone calls all day to arrange for the arrival of family members from far away. Their plan finally set, Peter made his way to his meeting.
Meanwhile, his wife had come up with a better plan. She...
